With Valentine’s Day around the corner, we know that men can be notoriously difficult to shop for. But when it comes to dating an undead guy–who has had centuries to get himself everything he needs–shopping takes on a whole new challenge!
Luckily, authors Gena Showalter and Jill Monroe–experts when it comes to hot vampires, shifters, and more–have a new book full of romance tips for your, ahem, unusual relationship: Dating the Undead. And they have some recommendations for the perfect gift to give the immortal guy in your life this Valentine’s!
Vampires: Flowers. Yes, we said flowers. While he can buy these for himself, he probably won’t, and when we took a recent Vampire survey, an overwhelming number said they missed the smell of a sunny day. Flowers are a great way to let him know you understand!
Werewolves:Nothing gives a great shine to a Were’s coat like a genuine boar-bristle
brush. And if you’ve never helped your guy with a little hands-on grooming before,
you’ll soon see why this gift is fun for both of you.
Dragons: The Howlex Draikon. This watch sports five-and-a-half carats of the kind of sparkle that’s a guaranteed Dragon-magnet. We know how much Dragons like bling, so why not reward that great guy with a watch he can stare at to his fiery heart’s content? Be sure to engrave the back with a special message just for him! (“Light my fire” has been done to death—you can come up with something better than that!)
Zombies: There’s a whole new line of fun t-shirts out there just for Zombies. Our favorite is the one with the saying, “If you can read this, thank me for not eating your brains.” Silly, sure, but that’s the kind of humor Zombies appreciate. And it makes perfect lounging-around-the-house wear.
Angels: Name A Star. Sure, naming a star after him through the International Star Registry might sound a little corny, but just because he comes from heaven doesn’t mean he owns a piece of it. He’ll appreciate the thought behind this sweet gift, too.
Demons: Hellsbane Bubble Bath. Nothing gets rid of that sulphury Demon smell like Hellsbane. And while the gift alone might not be the sexiest thing, sharing a hot bath sure is!
For more immortal gift suggestions and other tips about how to handle your immortal hottie, pick up Dating the Undead by Gena Showalter and Jill Monroe, on sale now!
What other gifts would be perfect for an immortal lover for Valentine’s Day?
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